Secret Learning Tool: Chinese Jokes

Chinese Jokes: A Secret Learning Tool

Chinese jokesCan you really learn Mandarin through Chinese jokes? Sure you can

 

Humour is a cross-cultural way to make friends and have a good time with the people around you.

Unfortunately, it is often one of the trickiest parts of a language to understand.

Puns, cultural references, and sarcasm all require a fairly advanced level of language and cultural comprehension.

So to those learning the language, Chinese jokes can often seem hard to understand.

Despite this, language learners need not fear! You don’t need to wait until HSK 6 to begin appreciating funny things in Chinese.  Jokes can be a fun and memorable way to learn new vocabulary and cultural nuance.

Funny Chinese Videos

Before we get stuck into some written jokes here’s a couple of videos to enjoy. Some classic Chinese pranks, and 3 jokes explained by native speakers! Enjoy

Learning Chinese through Jokes

Here are some jokes that are a great way to practice your Chinese, improve your reading, and have fun learning – all at the same time!

For the following jokes, read the jokes, then check the caption under the photo for a hint.

If you still can’t get it, read the explanation, then go back and try to understand the whole thing.

Make sure you read the jokes aloud to get in some pronunciation practice!

Chinese Joke #1: Life advice (HSK 4)

Outsmarted by your child. It happens to parents all the time! Here’s a prime example!

Character Version

妈妈说:“今天能完成的事,不要留到明天。”

儿子回答:“好吧,把全蛋糕给我,我今天都吃光了吧。”

Pinyin Version

māma shuō: “jīntiān néng wánchéngde shì bùyào liú dào míngtiān”

érzi huídá : “hǎoba ba, quán dàngāo gěiwǒ wǒ 。 dōu chīguāng le ba”

Translation:

Chinese Jokes - Eat the whole cake!

Chinese Jokes – Eat the whole cake!

Mom says

Do not put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

Literally this means: The things you can finish today, do not save until tomorrow.

Son responds

Okay, then give me the whole cake.

I will eat the whole thing today.

Chinese Joke #2: Alphabet Humour (HSK 3)

A clever joke that plays on the order of the alphabet, ABCD.

Character Version

A: 谁比较高?A还是C?

B: C, 因为,A比C低。

Pinyin Version

A: shéi bǐjiào gāo? A háishi C?

B: C, yīnwèi A bǐ C dī 。

ABCD letters lined up on wooden table

Hint: 比较 is used in comparisons! But 比 and 低 sounds suspiciously similar to certain letters of the alphabet…. B and D

Translation:

A: Who is taller? A or C?

B: C because, A is lower than C.

But this is funny because the pinyin for “A is lower than C” sounds like “ABCD” (A bǐ C dī)

Chinese Joke #3: Marriage Advice

An inquisitive kid gets a true reality check at the cost of weddings!

Character Version

一个小孩儿问他的爸爸:“爸爸,结婚 需要 花 多少钱”

爸爸说:“儿子,我 不知道。 我 还在付款!”

Pinyin Version

yī gè xiǎo hái ér wèn tā de bà ba: “bà ba, jié hūn xū yào huā duō shǎo qián?”

bà ba shuō: “ér zi, wǒ bù zhī dào. Wǒ hái zài fù kuǎn!”

Translation:

A little kid asked his father: “Dad, how much does it cost to get married?”

The father said: “Son, I don’t know. I’m still paying!”

Mandarin Joke #4: Fruit Humour (HSK0)

Notice we switched from Chinese to Mandarin, but why?

Here’s why!

Back to basics with these two! No one need know any Mandarin to understand these. Simple is best, less is more! These were too fun not to share!

For the record the Mandarin is saying happy Birthday in Chinese 生日快乐, the poor old apple will never know!

Chinese + English = Chinglish : You Must See To Believe

Funny Mistakes made by Students Learning Chinese

Don’t let the Chinese jokes stop here!

Ask your friends or Chinese teacher to share their favorite Chinese jokes with you.

Feeling brave? Try translating some of these jokes from English into Chinese!

Whether you’re already in China or hoping to visit in the future, having a few jokes up your sleeve is a good way to break the ice, impress your friends, and feel more confident in your language use skills.

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